I am having far too much fun with this...
Feb. 27th, 2011 02:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scarlet_gryphonSo, there's this thing called cleverbot.com, and it's basically this AI that responds to anything you type in a entry field. The answer it gives may or may not be related to what you put in. Being the geek I am, I decided to have some fun with it...
((I am "User", obviously.)
User: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. Right away, a Portal reference. What else would you expect?
Cleverbot: No way pal.
User: Think with portals!
Cleverbot: And I will think as I desire.
User: It's a trap!
Cleverbot: What's a trap?
User: Hello, program.
Cleverbot: What type of program?
User: Greetings, program. Trying to do Tron here. Doesn't exactly work...
Cleverbot: Greetings.
User: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Here, have a cookie. I was eating a cookie at the time. It felt polite to offer a virtual cookie to my conversation partner.
Cleverbot: What kind of cookie.
User: A chocolate cookie.
Cleverbot: I hate that kind of cookie!
User: Who was the best detective ever?
Cleverbot: I hate star trek.
User: What does this have to do with Star Trek?
Cleverbot: It has nothing to do with pandas. From Star Trek to Pandas. 'Kay...
User: What do you think about werewolves?
Cleverbot: They hunt lifeforms such as yourself...
User: What do you like best about them?
Cleverbot: Movies. Ah, I love movies. And what about you?
User: What is your favorite kind of soda?
Cleverbot: Marble with buttercream icing.. Do you eat cake? How is this related to soda?
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Cake never lies.
User: GLaDOS does.
Cleverbot: GLaDOS is on the other side of the glass. She has the cake. Paroxysms of giggly glee at this point.
User: Can I get there by portals?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: How do I get to the cake?
Cleverbot: Whenever you meet someone new, tell them about Kerri Ashworth. OK?
User: Who is Kerri Ashworth? Does she have the cake?
Cleverbot: Yes she have.
User: Who is Kerri Ashworth?
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: Do you know Gordon Freeman? Might as well show some love to Valve's other silent protagonist
Cleverbot: Yeah. He really needs to get with Alex.
TL;DR: I have far too much fun being geeky.
((I am "User", obviously.)
User: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. Right away, a Portal reference. What else would you expect?
Cleverbot: No way pal.
User: Think with portals!
Cleverbot: And I will think as I desire.
User: It's a trap!
Cleverbot: What's a trap?
User: Hello, program.
Cleverbot: What type of program?
User: Greetings, program. Trying to do Tron here. Doesn't exactly work...
Cleverbot: Greetings.
User: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Here, have a cookie. I was eating a cookie at the time. It felt polite to offer a virtual cookie to my conversation partner.
Cleverbot: What kind of cookie.
User: A chocolate cookie.
Cleverbot: I hate that kind of cookie!
User: Who was the best detective ever?
Cleverbot: I hate star trek.
User: What does this have to do with Star Trek?
Cleverbot: It has nothing to do with pandas. From Star Trek to Pandas. 'Kay...
User: What do you think about werewolves?
Cleverbot: They hunt lifeforms such as yourself...
User: What do you like best about them?
Cleverbot: Movies. Ah, I love movies. And what about you?
User: What is your favorite kind of soda?
Cleverbot: Marble with buttercream icing.. Do you eat cake? How is this related to soda?
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Cake never lies.
User: GLaDOS does.
Cleverbot: GLaDOS is on the other side of the glass. She has the cake. Paroxysms of giggly glee at this point.
User: Can I get there by portals?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: How do I get to the cake?
Cleverbot: Whenever you meet someone new, tell them about Kerri Ashworth. OK?
User: Who is Kerri Ashworth? Does she have the cake?
Cleverbot: Yes she have.
User: Who is Kerri Ashworth?
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: Do you know Gordon Freeman? Might as well show some love to Valve's other silent protagonist
Cleverbot: Yeah. He really needs to get with Alex.
TL;DR: I have far too much fun being geeky.
